2 definitions by Gurgling Snurg
Mega-monster penis; a phallus of such massive proportions as to strike fear into the hearts of all who are lucky enough to see it
by Gurgling Snurg July 25, 2008
Occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a "selfie") to show what a fucked-up, hellish day and/or life they are having.
"Come on down, Dad! Hurry! 'Dancing with the Stars' has just started!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"
"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"
"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"
by Gurgling Snurg November 18, 2014