Occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a "selfie") to show what a fucked-up, hellish day and/or life they are having.
"Come on down, Dad! Hurry! 'Dancing with the Stars' has just started!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"
"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"
"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"
by Gurgling Snurg November 18, 2014
Mega-monster penis; a phallus of such massive proportions as to strike fear into the hearts of all who are lucky enough to see it
by Gurgling Snurg July 25, 2008