Definitions by Gurgling Snurg

Helfie 

Occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a "selfie") to show what a fucked-up, hellish day and/or life they are having.

"Come on down, Dad! Hurry! 'Dancing with the Stars' has just started!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"

"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"

Helfie by Gurgling Snurg November 18, 2014

snurg 

Mega-monster penis; a phallus of such massive proportions as to strike fear into the hearts of all who are lucky enough to see it

"Soon!" he exclaimed, "You will be gurgling and gagging on the SNURG!"

snurg by Gurgling Snurg August 21, 2008