Gulman's definitions

Areaig

A mystical bird. Hailing from the Christmas Islands this bird is enormous and feeds on lifestock, often wolves, binkies and on occasion, small children. Very dangerous indeed. Only ever seen when the moon is fat. Like a pheonix, there can only be one alive at a time. Has also been spotted in Camberwell, SE London.

My god that Areaig is enormous, it just swooped down and took away that binky.

by Gulman January 27, 2007