Definitions by Guitarnish

Murphy's Whore 

When you find the best looking prostitute in town, however you just ran out of money

Whore: Hey baby, I wanna party?

Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo

Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...

Murphy's Whore by Guitarnish October 22, 2010