Guinea Pig Freak's definitions

Smooze

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!

by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006

pinny gig

A silly name used by guinea pig affeciandos, usually as a joke.

Oh, a guinea pig! A Pinny gig! Guin Piggy!

by Guinea Pig Freak February 8, 2006

Cuddles McGee

Something, like a baby animal or small child, who is completely adorable and sweet. It can be a nickname or an exclamation.

Kid 1: Look at my guinea pig!

Kid 2: Awww! Hey there, Cuddles McGee!

by Guinea Pig Freak February 1, 2006