mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.
That lazy little git is a total mini-me
by guess who December 02, 2003
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Hoe-nosity

a scale which measures to what extent a person exhibits the traits, characteristics, and conduct of a hoe
Major hoe-nosity vibe coming from the cheerleaders right now.
by Guess Who March 13, 2004
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