The big VC

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.
The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.
by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
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dead classy

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.
Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.
by Gruzzo July 21, 2006
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cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
by Gruzzo July 20, 2006
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