Gruntie Stevie's definitions
A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
Get the mega gruntiemug. A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.
"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019
Get the gruntesquemug.