Gruntie Stevie's definitions

tweeties

Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang

"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020