A gloede is a potato. Not your typical spud of course. It is a term to describe someone with the motivation, looks, and intelligence of a potato.
-Let's not bother with that guy, his brain is fried like a vegetable. He's a gloede.
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
-It's like arguing with a gloede, you don't understand or hear anything!!
by Grilled Asparagus May 21, 2021
Get the Gloedemug.