Griffin guy's definitions

Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

jewfi

Jewish wifi. Where you're too cheap to pay for your own internet access, so you use your neighbors wifi to get online.

I need to post my status, let me login to my jewfi. I hope it's in range.

by Griffin guy July 3, 2014