Definitions by Griffin guy

Two Tug Timmy 

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

Two Tug Timmy by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

jewfi 

Jewish wifi. Where you're too cheap to pay for your own internet access, so you use your neighbors wifi to get online.

I need to post my status, let me login to my jewfi. I hope it's in range.

jewfi by Griffin guy July 3, 2014