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Metaphorgetting

Verb. The act of completely derailing an anaolgy. A subset of Conversaboteur

Joe, will you stop metaphorgetting? It's hard enough to keep track of everything without you being a douchebag.

Noun. One who purposely derails ALL FORMS of conversation.

You're such a bloody conversaboteur. You're like a verbal terrorist. You're evil, like people who stutter.