Definitions by Gregor foka hunter

foka 

1. the Polish word for a "seal," used to describe a hot chick.

2. okreslenie na zajebista lasenke.

Oh shit, look at that foka! *o*

Patrz jakie foki ida!

foka by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

stretching the michael 

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

stretching the michael by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

kuoda 

1. Polish word for a log of wood used to describe a shitty situation.
2. In Polish, also used to describe a person that is a fuck up, usually uttered when such said individual disappoints you.

3. New Yorkan for $.25 US

1. What a kuoda! (what a crappy situation)
2. Your such a kuoda. (How could you disappoint me like this?)
3. Could ya spare me a kuoda?

kuoda by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004