Gregor foka hunter's definitions

foka

1. the Polish word for a "seal," used to describe a hot chick.

2. okreslenie na zajebista lasenke.

Oh shit, look at that foka! *o*

Patrz jakie foki ida!

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

kuoda

1. Polish word for a log of wood used to describe a shitty situation.
2. In Polish, also used to describe a person that is a fuck up, usually uttered when such said individual disappoints you.

3. New Yorkan for $.25 US

1. What a kuoda! (what a crappy situation)
2. Your such a kuoda. (How could you disappoint me like this?)
3. Could ya spare me a kuoda?

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004