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Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.
A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.
by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021
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