Definitions by Greggs Gang Forever

Maynard

Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.

A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.

Maynard by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021