Gregg Pittman's definitions

Whatadisaster

the unpleasant bathroom experience endured by Whataburger customers after eating the Triple Meat Whataburger; this experience is purely due to the sheer volume of the meal, and not at all to do with any lack of quality on its brand's part

Huey: Man, I had Whataburger this afternoon, and--
Marv: Let me guess: you've been having Whatadisaster all evening...?

by Gregg Pittman January 8, 2014

clombo

Also known as a "drumette," a clombo is the drumstick-like portion of a chicken wing, usually served as hot wings.

"Oh, wow, HOT WINGS!"
"I call dibs on the CLOMBO!"

by Gregg Pittman November 22, 2018

dulap

The hanging belly of a housecat, derived from "dewlap"--the hanging flesh on a bovine animal's neck or throat.

My cat is dragging her dulap on the floor!

by Gregg Pittman December 9, 2018