Greg Toland's definitions

pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

Scruff Nugget

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.

Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep

by Greg Toland July 11, 2015