turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

by Greg Toland January 08, 2015

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 05, 2022

Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

by Greg Toland January 08, 2015

donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

by Greg Toland January 08, 2015

the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

by Greg Toland June 17, 2023