Greg Toland's definitions

Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

Scruff Nugget

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.

Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep

by Greg Toland July 11, 2015

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017