Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
by Greg Toland January 09, 2015
To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
by Greg Toland May 21, 2015
A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.
Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep
by Greg Toland June 30, 2015
by Greg Toland December 06, 2022
The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!
by Greg Toland November 03, 2022