Greg Toland's definitions

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

Mr Spock

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!

The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!

by Greg Toland November 2, 2022

the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

by Greg Toland June 17, 2023