Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
by Greg Toland January 09, 2015
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Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
by Greg Toland May 21, 2015
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Scruff Nugget

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.
Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep
by Greg Toland June 30, 2015
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Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot
I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.
by Greg Toland December 06, 2022
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Mr Spock

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!
The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!
by Greg Toland November 03, 2022
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