Greg Toland's definitions

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

Scruff Nugget

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.

Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep

by Greg Toland July 11, 2015

donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017