Definitions by Greg Toland

Trouser Snorkeled 

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

Trouser Snorkeled by Greg Toland May 23, 2015

donged up 

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

donged up by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

turd closet 

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

turd closet by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Moby Dick 

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

Moby Dick by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Cocoa Puff 

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

Cocoa Puff by Greg Toland January 8, 2015