Greg Toland's definitions

Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017