tallahassee war chief

the act of freezing a large piece of feces, spray painting it red and using it to perform sex acts on the family pet of a neighbor
"Boy, the Shermans got the tallahassee war chief really bad on their dog this weekend."
by Greg T. T. January 08, 2008
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midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep
"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."
by Greg T. T. January 08, 2008
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