1 definition by Greg S

Someone (usually a guy) who is a dork who tries to be cool and fails miserably. Usually older, (18-40) and also a wuss or acts wussy; lacks a backbone.
Cary Elwes character from Liar Liar is a perfect example.

Did you see Lisa's new boyfriend? Don't know what she sees in him, the guy's milked toast.
by Greg S May 23, 2005
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