3 definitions by Great White Unicorn
Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.
Guy #1: I'm on easy street now, I got myself a 401(k).
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a guy down in Miami who can hook you up.
Guy #2: Sweet.
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a guy down in Miami who can hook you up.
Guy #2: Sweet.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009