Granuppie's definitions

wassergunt

An uber gunt. A gigantic meat flap of fat so big that it connects an enormous belly and and a cunt.

That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

wassergock

An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.

His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009