jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
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A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
by Granuppie January 13, 2010
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