Grandma bertha's definitions

National lonley day

A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.

Mom: you need to get a girlfriend

Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit

by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022