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book ass

The bottom of a book; the part of the book you see when it is lying flat on a table.

I really wish they'd prop the books up so I don't have to look at book asses.

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When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.

Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."

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