Definitions by Gramatical Man
Folst
verb
1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation
2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”
1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation
2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”
“Turn off the TV, my mom’s coming upstairs, everybody folst.”
“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”
“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”
“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”
“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”
Folst by Gramatical Man February 24, 2026