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Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
by Gozzy August 10, 2008
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No hetero

When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.
Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.
by Gozzy September 29, 2008
mugGet the No heteromug.

sick pack

Someone who has great abs. They have 6 or 8 packs. And They look so good.
by Gozzy November 6, 2006
mugGet the sick packmug.

Dress game

When a person dresses very hip hop and flashy. They wear matching clothes shoes and hats. The boys usually wear Baggy clothes and air forces. Girls wear tight pants and show off their madriff. And they have nice chains and jewelry. And they are dressing well.
Person 1- Yo you that girl
Person 2-Yea
Person 1- She got dress game, she is wearing them applebottoms and she got a body but her face....
Person 2- Ewww she a buttahead
by Gozzy August 4, 2006
mugGet the Dress gamemug.

dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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grinds my gears

Something that makes you mad. Or really annoyed. Originated on Family Guy Untold Stories DVD. Peter Griffin gets a job at the News Channel
When girls give everyone play and they are called hoes and they get mad, that really grinds my gears!

No one has never mad a priest and a rabi joke in a while, that really grinds my gears-Peter Griffin
by Gozzy August 10, 2006
mugGet the grinds my gearsmug.

chicken noodle soup

One of the newest dances from Harlem, NY. Where you move your arms and legs in a way that looks so cool. And if you can do it well then you will have props.
Ayo Shanequa do the Chicken noodle soup......OHHHHHHHHH SHE RIPPED IT
by Gozzy August 13, 2006
mugGet the chicken noodle soupmug.

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