essex

A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"
by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004
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ENS

Erect Nipple Syndrome. Caused by arousal/low temperatures.
"In the freezing cold changing room, it was easy to see she had ENS"
by Goth Pixie December 13, 2003
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