2 definitions by Gorfé McSchnoodle
When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
by Gorfé McSchnoodle May 21, 2018
One who tries too hard to release a bodily function and ends up judging a nationally proclaimed television show.
"Oh my goodness, Roger! I scarfed down a bread and became an idiotic slut!"
"Ok, then stop humping my cat,"
"Ok, then stop humping my cat,"
by Gorfé McSchnoodle May 21, 2018