Definitions by Gorfé McSchnoodle

idiotic slut 

One who tries too hard to release a bodily function and ends up judging a nationally proclaimed television show.

"Oh my goodness, Roger! I scarfed down a bread and became an idiotic slut!"
"Ok, then stop humping my cat,"

idiotic slut by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018

Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.

"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

Canadian Walnut by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018