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Swine Flu

See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.

<2 weeks later>

Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
by Gordon Downs May 3, 2009
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