Definitions by Gord Lang

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

Porno machine by Gord lang July 3, 2009

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009