Gord Lang's definitions

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009

Jizzlightenment

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

by Gord Lang July 2, 2009