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goontopia

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.

I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.

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The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.

Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.

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