Definitions by Goof Knuckle
upstairs breakfast in bed
The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
upstairs breakfast in bed by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
downstairs breakfast in bed
The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
downstairs breakfast in bed by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017