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Definitions by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers

Someone who is inept with the usage of the Nintendo Wii and its various attachments.
Dude, this game is easy, you Goddamned Wiitard.

Christmas Hams 

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

Man Legs 

Noun used to describe a woman whose legs rival those of your resident rugby player. As a note, rugby players' legs are known to rival tree trunks in diameter.
Good God. Look at those man legs.