3 definitions by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers

Wiitard

Someone who is inept with the usage of the Nintendo Wii and its various attachments.

Dude, this game is easy, you Goddamned Wiitard.

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 5, 2007

Man Legs

Noun used to describe a woman whose legs rival those of your resident rugby player. As a note, rugby players' legs are known to rival tree trunks in diameter.

Good God. Look at those man legs.

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 5, 2007

Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 5, 2007