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Definitions by God of smegma

Jork sticking

A complicated method of "wacking off" requiring 2 sticks, arm strength, some stimuli, and a whole lotta stamina. The jorker grabs 2 sticks and places the ends upon his wang, moving the sticks up and down along the shaft, at whichever speed is applicable. Jork sticking is typically paired with some kinky videos.
"Me and me bro went jork sticking at de local pub washroom last night."
Jork sticking by God of smegma August 7, 2026

Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.
"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"