blowcakes

Breakfast in bed, consisting of pancakes and oral sex. The two need not be enjoyed simultaneously.

"My lover gave me blowcakes this morning. He's amazing!"
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."

by God of cake January 14, 2012