gretish

when you just can’t stop consuming photos of rigs constructed with traditional grip hardware
“Damn that dude has a gretish.”
“Doesn’t this guy know who doesn’t need to do all that to accomplish what he needs? I think he has a gretish.”
“Man he’s just taking pictures for his gretish.”
by God Gaffer October 23, 2022
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Cretish

An image consuming fetish involving those who subconsciously enjoy the phallic nature of a camera and admire camera rigs to a consumerist degree on the internet (mainly) or real life
“He can’t stop looking at camera rigs, he has a Cretish.’
“He keeps taking pictures of his camera, I know he has a Cretish, is he going to jerk off to them later?”
by God Gaffer October 25, 2022
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Gretish

a fetish involving filmmakers who can’t stop looking at connected grip hardware constructed in aesthetically appealing ways, and applying said ways even when they don’t need to
“Damn that dudes has a Gretish.”
“Doesn’t he know he doesn’t need to do all that to achieve the look he’s going for? He just have a Gretish.”
“He can’t stop looking at Griprigs, he has a Gretish.
by God Gaffer October 23, 2022
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