Definitions by Goattcheese

Juastican 

The plural of Juasta.
Someone who is a part of the religion Juasta

Friend 1: you bro! Wanna come to my bible study?
Friend 2: sorry bro! I’m juastican!

Juastican by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

Juastmas 

The holiday of the religion Juasta.
Celebrated on the 17th and 18th of December!

Friend 1: hey man I’m having a party the 17th wanna come?
Friend 2: sorry man, that’s when my family and I celebrate Juastmas!

Juastmas by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

Juasta 

A sacred religion you can only be born into. There is no joining. The 17th and 18th of December are the religions holidays, called Juastmas. This religion helps save Juastican slaves.

Teacher: so class... what is your religion?
Student: I’m part of Juasta!

Juasta by Goattcheese December 14, 2019