Goatman Gamer's definitions

Whumpage

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier

Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine

"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

klugleflurm

a word that you intentionally use in a sentence despite it having no meaning. Then when some asks you what the definition of the word is, you simply reply with a nod, short exclamation, or some other equivocal remark that doesn't actually answer their question.

Similarly to cunky, it is a flexible word with no true definition, so it can mean anything you want it to mean.

Klugleflurm also happens to be the fanonical eigth dwarf in "Snow White And The Seven Dwarves".

Coined by Daniel Avidan in a Family Feud episode of Game Grumps

Man #1: "You see that new show on HBO? It was pretty good, but it had a bit too much klugleflurm for my taste."
Man #2: "What's a klugleflurm?"
Man #1: "Mhm."

by Goatman Gamer March 11, 2023