Glommy's definitions

glommywad

any of the brah / bro genus , from the "meat head bro" to the "douchey college brah" ...but particularly in reference to the "V-neck Poncho wearing , greased man bun sporting , 3 note acoustic Jam band playing , parasite to any woman he knows , waste of life" variety of Super Douche

That Poor Girl had SO much potential... until she met that Parasite of a Glommywad!
I bet he's either sleeping on her couch right now... or playing hackysack with his loser drum circle buddies.

or

That Glommywad should have been flushed down the toilet like the rest of his family

by Glommy April 11, 2017