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peyton

peyton pa - tun

1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.

2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi

3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.
1. Ted nailed his presentation to his peers but peytoned in front of the investors.

2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.

3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.
by Glad I'm not a Colts fan January 19, 2006
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