Definitions by Giuseppe Immanuel Lewis

pizza car

A small, used older car, usually Japanese in origin. Often driven by a young man who works part time as pizza delivery driver.

"Hey John, Sweet Sentra dude, did Domino's co-sign the pizza car loan!?"

Get merch

A profoundly unnatural orange hue that can only be the result of a spray tan.

What happened to Kelsey? Did she get Cheetoed at SugarTan this morning? Cause she's glowin' Chester orange!

Get merch