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girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle
1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you
by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017
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gervin

The human replica of the ice age turtle
You look like a gervin
by Girthy Gervin August 22, 2017
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