Definitions by Girthy Gervin

gervin 

The human replica of the ice age turtle

You look like a gervin

gervin by Girthy Gervin August 22, 2017

girthy gervin 

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

girthy gervin by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017