*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
by girl7 December 07, 2006
"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"
"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"
"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"
by Girl7 September 07, 2014