Girl Scout's definitions

Flaming poo

When someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell. The person that answers the door is inclined to put out the fire, and consequently stomps in a pile of poo.

Last night we all got wasted and put flaming poo on Mr. Smith's porch. I think he had an aneurysm.

by Girl Scout August 29, 2008