windy tornado

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.

trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .

by Ginorm Epoo December 02, 2007

swirling derbish

an act where you take a shit and swirl it around with your wiener on a chicks back then you take your penis and stick it in the girls ear , followed up by a nice blowjob (poo still on penis ).

man i gave that chick the craziest swirling derbish last night , it was rancid.

by Ginorm Epoo December 02, 2007

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 02, 2007