Gino Licata's definitions

tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

by Gino Licata December 29, 2008

Neocon

Lying to someone you don't care about. The act of being a sociopath in general.

Sara: (sobbing) You lied to me! I should have known you just wanted to fuck me!
Tad: (under his breath) Oh, Travis, man, you neoconned that bitch good!

by Gino Licata July 13, 2007