Gimlet McQuade's definitions
Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.
I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills
by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013
Get the counting chickensmug.