Definitions by Gf of a Gooner

Gooner

A gooner is someone whose compulsive fixation on pornography becomes more important than their relationship, repeatedly choosing porn over honesty, trust, intimacy, and their partner’s emotional wellbeing. They can't stop gooning, even when they know it could cost them the relationship.

A gooner is someone in a relationship who'd rather edge or good, then fuck. They choose porn over their partners because they are pathetic (probably in bed too)

"i just KNOW he's sitting at home gooning all day!"

"He's such a loser in the bedroom"

Gooner by Gf of a Gooner July 27, 2026