Definitions by Get Hag

Haggard 

the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.

John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."

Later the night...

John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"

Haggard by Get Hag December 1, 2010