Definitions by Gerry Todd

malaphor 

A mixed metaphor

After two martinis, Bill was spewing malaphors like "he'll do anything at the drop of a bucket" and "we missed our door of opportunity"

malaphor by Gerry Todd September 11, 2010

pedofiler 

Adults who stalk their children and childrens' friends on Facebook and other internet chat sites

"My mom constantly is reading my facebook posts and asking me about them. She is a real pedofiler.

pedofiler by Gerry Todd September 6, 2010