malaphor

A mixed metaphor
After two martinis, Bill was spewing malaphors like "he'll do anything at the drop of a bucket" and "we missed our door of opportunity"
by Gerry Todd September 11, 2010
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pedofiler

Adults who stalk their children and childrens' friends on Facebook and other internet chat sites
"My mom constantly is reading my facebook posts and asking me about them. She is a real pedofiler.
by Gerry Todd September 07, 2010
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