Definitions by George_midd

read 

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.

(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!

read by george_midd March 28, 2009

mushrump 

A mushroom shaped boil/wart on ones rump(ass). Known to puss and emmit other liquids causing the owner immense pain and suffering.

"OMFG did you the size of that guys mushrump?"

mushrump by George_midd June 5, 2007