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Definitions by George_Orwell 1984

A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

Swish mountains 

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.
Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.

Jack in a Girl 

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrians jack in a girl.