23 definitions by Geordie

smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

by Geordie May 7, 2004

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by Geordie October 24, 2003