Geoooooooo's definitions

instant

Anyone who gets promoted to a rank above yours when they've only just arrived when you've been in the same job years and you can't see why there more suitable than you. Used when your feeling enbittered.

He's another bloody instant. An instant supervisor just add weeks.

by Geoooooooo March 28, 2005

rudeness

A short way of saying you have offended me in a light hearted way typically repeated about 5000 times in capital letters as almost the only word in an email when the person doesn't reply to your last email.

OI! RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS I still haven't had a reply to your last email.

by Geoooooooo March 25, 2005

rat tail

One of the few hair styles that is still truly individualist since so many guys have long hair, mohicans, shaved patterns, funny colours etc these days. I have one and NO it does not MAKE me a sodding redneck, German, 80s relic etc.

Your the only guy I've met with a hair do quite like that

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

chav gang

A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.

Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005